Love Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I can make love for hours, give or take 117 minutes.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Love
“I make love like a half an hour minus 27 minutes. If you’re as bad in bed as I am in math, that’s roughly… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to why she didn’t have… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“If I told you I love you now How many seconds would it take How long would you allow All that I am to… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I will love you until the end of time, but not a minute longer. (From It's Time I Told You)” — Dave Preston Copy Share Image
“I’m great at making love, at least for the first 20 bucks, and for about 30 minutes after that I just sort of lay… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“How can you make someone love you when they won't? How long are you supposed to keep trying?” — Laura Wiess Copy Share Image
“Why did she want to see me for 15 minutes? I guess because half an hour was twice too long to say I love… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We made love like Tuesday at noon, even though it was Thursday at 3:00, and then again at 3:03. (I have the stamina of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You can never be sure quite how much time you’ve got with the people you love” — K.L. Slater Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Whatever meaning 'Annie's Song' had for me on a personal level, there was also a larger context. It could just as easily have been… — John Denver Copy Share Image
I need a bath." He chuckled. "You smell of smoke, as do I." The duke turned, leaning heavily on his cane. "Jameson, open the… — Karen Hawkins Copy Share Image
I love going to Columbia, Missouri. That is a really underrated campus. It shocked me when I went there because I really didn't know… — Kirk Herbstreit Copy Share Image
Life works most perfectly when a reciprocal love relationship is in place between man and God. — Beth Moore Copy Share Image
We talk to God--that is prayer; God talks to us--that is inspiration. — H. Emilie Cady Copy Share Image
I think, here's what I've realized from interviewing people, and I've been very open about my Catholicism and my love of Christ and I… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
“To be loved by a man, truly loved, made a woman feel as if she could burst. Of course, Lia was strong and could… — Melody Anne Copy Share Image
So when you take those tears, don't look to see I'm alright. ........*Seal - Violet — Eric Nickel Copy Share Image
