Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? We are breast friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Writing is a failure. Writing is not only useless, it's spoiled paper.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think you have to have a sense of humor about every movie that you're doing. Your character needs to be relatable… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The internet: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I didn’t make a fool out of myself.’ ” By JULIET MACUR A comedy routine broke out Monday during Venus Williams’s first-round match… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Worrying about clothes, though, is easy to understand. When it comes to clothes, people are very competitive, especially if they're movie stars.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls on Periods - I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You're cute.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bait N' Tackle - The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long,lonely voyage,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm near you,I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Eminem! I LIKE SKITTLES BETTER No, the rapper you idiot... YOU'RE THE IDIOT, WHATS SO GOOD ABOUT AN M&M WRAPPER...? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So you're a big fan of Marilyn Monroe and you know all her quotes? Cool, how many of her movies did you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but whoever looks at it when it has been in the house three days ? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they say it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years = Drinks . Valentines = Sex . Birthday = All Of The Above. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“One day, we will live in a world without salads. It is a dream I have.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine. But if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best curve on a girl is her smile. Nah just joking, look at that ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't judge anybody until you've walked a mile in their shoes. After that it doesn't matter, because they're a mile away and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not every man who courts you, loves you. Some are just testing your stupidity! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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