Drinking Quote by Anonymous

My friends are all getting married. I'm getting drunk.

— Anonymous

My wedding will be a great party where I can get drunk and have a good time.

— Anna Faris

Let's decide who we're inviting to our wedding and who will never speak to us again.

— Anonymous

When I decide to do something, I'm all in and want to see my friends win.

— Porsha Williams

I can't wait to get married, because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

— Anonymous

The real winner is the loser because theyre the reason why the other person is smiling.

— Akila Sultana

My friends will be at my wedding no matter what.

— Stassi Schroeder

I want winners. I want people who want to win.

— Mike Singletary

I want my kids to win. Winners get the corner office, the big house, the hot wife, the whole nine.

— Tom Herman

I don't need to get drunk to have a good time... I just need drunk friends!!!!!!!!!

— Shanice Love

The best drunks are the ones who only hang out with other drunks in places we all know are filled with drunks.

— Greg Fitzsimmons

Thanks to all my friends this wedding season for being too immature or undateable to get married.

— Anonymous