If laying in my bed for the rest of the day is wrong, then I don't want to be right. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he she is involved in tragic events. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Parents catch you masturbating? Stare straight at em and finish like a boss! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It didn’t help that Carlos was always badmouthing himself as a neurotic. I had to agree with him. Like the psychiatrist who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It must have been perfectly dreadful to see a woman every day for five years, and not give her a pie, when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say it grows so cold up here in winter that a man’s laughter freezes in his throat and chokes him to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Common ground is good. Being misunderstood, thats not good. Sometimes humor is good...Sometimes misunderstood... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Groundhog found fog. New snows and blue toes. Fine and dandy for Valentine candy. Snow spittin'; if you're not mitten-smitten, you'll be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we are suppose to forget about the past, why do we have to take history class anyway? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I was determined to teach him (Jeremy) a safe route if nothing else, and not to repeat his legendary North Pole experience.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're crying a friend will ask you whats wrong a Best friend will go grab a shovel and bury the guy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Upgrade to the better health insurance plan in case your suicide attempt doesn't go so well. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“This scene takes place after make-up sex after Akira(uke) sees Kyousuke(seme) out with a female co-worker and misunderstands the situation. Akira: “Kyousuke… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But Herod had already murdered at least two of his sons as though they were enemies. Caesar had made a joke about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're talking about me behind my back, you're in the perfect position to kiss my ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Although according to certain philosophers it is quite difficult to distinguish the jester from the melancholic, life itself being a comic drama… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't understand how some people have the courage to tell their crush they like them. I don't even have the courage… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
True friends are the ones that give you the shoulder to cry on. Best Friends are the ones that are ready with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was a guy in the audience and he said a joke and everybody laughed. He said the same joke over and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember, if we happen to get caught, you are deaf and I don't speak English. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
