To all the students who drop out and failed high school: Remember two things; 1) You tried your best. 2) I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they're young. It tends… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm scared to have children because I can't imagine creating something more needy than myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If there was one thing in life that one should wish for, it shouldn’t be great wealth — it should be to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the best things in life are worth waiting for...So wait for me, I will be right back! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad for you, sugar is bad for you. But don't worry, because worrying is bad… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind, Id be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you bend over in front of pinnochio and he lies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In that day, we didn't have no remote controls and vacuum cleaners. If you wanted all that stuff you had children!” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He smiled. Gallows humor. “I’m on a roller coaster that only goes up,” he said. “And it is my privilege and my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever wondered if those dollar bills in your wallet might have once been in a strippers butt? You're wondering now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But whatever lives or dies, business must be attended to; and the principal business of good Christians is, beyond all controversy, to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Strange how laughter looks like crying with no sound and how raindrops taste like tears without pain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you love something let it go,If it comes back to you its your,If it doesnt ,it never was. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“multiplication is vexation, division is as bad, the rule of three perplexes me and fractions drive me mad! (the story girl)” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter opens your heart and soothes your soul. No one should ever take life so seriously that they forget to laugh at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Normal person flirting: Hey Cutie wassup? Me flirting: Your face. I like that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Imagine that. You just can't let your entire life go by worrying about your damned thighs. You'd never find happiness.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Jane's stories are too sensible. Then Diana puts too much murders into hers. She says most of the time she doesn't know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do what I want, when I want, wherever I want!....as long as my mom says it's okay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment that when you are walking on the street, remember something very funny and can't stop smiling like a retard — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always wanted to know how long 'forever' was and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 3 to 4 weeks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For the girls that tell you all guys are the same, nobody told you to try them all out... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont hide the fun inside you , dont speak the false inside you , just get ready and let everyone fallow you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room...sex-ed is so advanced now, they also give homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What's it like?" "Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
