Humor Quote by Anonymous

“He's teaching her arithmetic, He said it was his mission, He kissed her once and said, "Now that's addition." And as he added smack…

— Dan Clark

“If you plug in a number and the math starts getting creepy (anything involving fractions or negative numbers is creepy)...”

— Doug Pierce

“what is JUST in a world you’ve ripped in two as if there could be a half for me a half for you what…

— Kami Garcia

“The multiplication table is more wise and more absolute than the ancient god, for the multiplication table never (do you understand—never) makes mistakes! There…

— Yevgeny Zamyatin

“I am an equation that only she solves, These X's and Y's by other names called, My way of division is desperatley flawed, while…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“my mother is a good mathematician she was able to divide 3 eggs into 8 mouths equally every day”

— Ymatruz

“I had been to school most all the time, and could spell, and read, and write just a little, and could say the multiplication…

— Mark Twain

“He calculated the number of bricks in the wall, first in twos and then in tens and finally in sixteens. The numbers formed up…

— Terry Pratchett

“{Numbers are more my thing}. Life is confusing and the only place where two plus two ever equals four is in a Maths lesson.…

— Annabel Pitcher

What makes this story so remarkable is that throughout my early childhood I had ongoing learning difficulties, particularly in mathematics. I struggled to learn…

— Andrew Lo

“people actually get smarter and more capable around Multipliers.”

— Liz Wiseman

“Only in the world of mathematics do two negatives multiply into a positive.”

— Abby Morel