Call Of Duty will really have a guy thinking about joining the army...then you realize how many times you died. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“On my way to the parking lot, in quick succession, I saw students wearing t-shirts which read, “Save the whales. Collect the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That laughter costs too much which is purchased by the sacrifice of decency. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your home be filled with laughter and the warm embrace of a summer day. May you find peacefulness and beauty, challenge,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God gives us only what we can handle.. Apparently God thinks I am a bad-ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tact, the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they enjoy the trip — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have something stupid to say, please raise your hand and put it firmly over your mouth! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Afinal, o que eu quero da vida? A resposta é a mais estúpida e genial possível: eu quero viver.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are so many scams on the Internet now...Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I firmly believe that if the whole material medica, as now used, could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The whole world came crashing down on me, so I got some tape and stuck the map back onto the wall. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being a rapper is all fun and games until tax season rolls around and you can't recall exactly how many racks on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I predict Obama will get an early lead, then all the Republicans will get off of work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what's cuter than your baby? Sleeping in till 11am on weekends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am interested in entertaining people, in bringing pleasure, particularly laughter, to others, rather than being concerned with 'expressing' myself with obscure… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man of sense only trifles with them, plays with them, humors and flatters them, as he does with a sprightly and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
