I love being my silly ole self! Lifes a lot better when you have a good sense of humor and you smile. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Clapping the longest during an assembly because you're a fearless bastard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone needs to make an app that alerts you every time your wife/girlfriend gets a haircut, so we don't forget to notice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you fall, fake friends smirk and walk away. True friends help you up and ask if you're okay. I am a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Imagine what I could have done in ten years. I could have learned to speak Japanese. I could have played every RPG… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny. That goes across all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents put us to sleep by tossing us up in the air. Of course, you have to have low ceilings for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls express their feelings via TEARS, Boys express their feelings via BEERS. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are the best vehicles in the world because: 2 beautiful headlights in front, 2 great bumbers at the back, self-lubricating when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to our steps as we walk the tightrope of life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Normal person flirting: Hey babe(: what's goin on? Me flirting: Your face. I like that sh*t. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone is laughing so much and it sounds so funny you laugh at their laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
