Cubes Quote by Anonymous

I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide.

— Jerry Seinfeld

My fake plants died because I forgot to water them

— Mitch Hedberg

Please take care of my dead or non-existent plants while I'm gone.

— Anonymous

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

— Mitch Hedberg

Finally, I get to have houseplants and they stay alive.

— Linda Vester

When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.

— Demetri Martin

I have a house full of dead succulents but I was very attentive.

— Alice Levine

Plants are tricky. Many are edible, but one false mouthful and your dead

— Suzanne Collins

I consider every plant hardy until I have killed it myself.

— Peter Smithers

I think I just want to garden - or kill some plants, in my case.

— Cate Blanchett

I once tried to raise two tomato plants, and they died in spite of the fact I fertilized them every morning. Duh.

— Clyde Edgerton

I can't be into plants. I'm never at home.

— Michelle Zauner