Flower Quote by Mitch Hedberg

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

— Mitch Hedberg

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

— Spike Milligan

“I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You want some advice?" "Yes" "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”

— Michael Robotham

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

— Erma Bombeck

I once tried to raise two tomato plants, and they died in spite of the fact I fertilized them every morning. Duh.

— Clyde Edgerton

Never go to a doctors whose office plants had died

— Unknow

There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with…

— Mitch Hedberg

But today I felt different, today I forgot how long it takes to get into the skin of a character and I remembered it,…

— Estelle Parsons

I forgot to breathe when I saw you; I think I love you

— Anonymous

Oh, I am sorry. I forgot I only exist when you need something.

— Anonymous

I forgot to go to the gym today... That's 5 years in a row now

— Ritu Ghatourey