Funny Quote by Unknow

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

— Erma Bombeck

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

— Spike Milligan

Please take care of my dead or non-existent plants while I'm gone.

— Anonymous

Sooner or later every gardener must face the fact that certain things are going to die on him. It is a temptation to be…

— Eleanor Perenyi

If an accident happens in a plant, the aftermath will be unimaginable.

— Zhou Shengxian

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines.

— Frank Lloyd Wright

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

— Frank Lloyd Wright

My fake plants died because I forgot to water them

— Mitch Hedberg

I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide.

— Jerry Seinfeld

The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

— Frank Lloyd Wright

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.

— Anonymous

If a plant cannot live according to its nature, it dies; and so a man.

— Henry David Thoreau