Gun Quote by Demetri Martin

You gotta water your plants. Nobody can water them for you.

— DJ Khaled

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.

— Anonymous

My fake plants died because I forgot to water them

— Mitch Hedberg

You have to water the flowers you want to grow.

— Anonymous

Push back, touch the ground kill it with it, rain it all around, kill it with it.

— Alison Hinds

Don't ever walk by a wilting plant. Get water on it right away.

— Jack Dangermond

If gardeners will forget a little the phrase, "watering the plants" and think of watering as a matter of "watering the earth" under the…

— Henry Beston

I have these plants in my house that are dying, so having a robot butler to water them when I'm away would be pretty…

— Cary Fukunaga

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

— Mitch Hedberg

I just come and talk to the plants, really--very important to talk to them, they respond I find.

— Jacques Charles

The best thing to do with water is to use a lot of it.

— Philip Johnson

You wash the roots very carefully before you plant.

— Howard Rheingold