When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Hump Day! We're half way there to drinking cocktails and making decisions we will regret on Monday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I sense a humor. I sense a wise fact. I sense the humorous to be a wise choice of the fact. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone yells stop; I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sir U__ fell down from a speeding train, Which did some damage to his brain, And after that he did not know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are like remote controls. It gives a man pleasure, hed be lost without it, and while he doesnt always know the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One just needs a little alertness to see and find out: Life is really a great cosmic laughter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A body is a body." Viscarro shrugged his bony shoulders. "Dead, alive, alive, dead. I fail to see the importance of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there was an award for laziness I'd probably send somebody else to pick it up for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
5 Things I Find Attractive; A woman with a good sense of humor. A pretty smile. Bright eyes. Soft hair. A horrifying… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. You have my Word. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm in a serious relationship with my WiFi. You can say we have a good...connection! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've already met...Mr. Player, Mr. Stupid, Mr. Idiot, Mr.Psycho, Mr.Cheap, Mr.Lazy, Mr.User, Mr. Know It All, Mr.Control Freak, and Mr. Stalker. Where… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery, to imagine… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is like a fresh new day, each giggle is the dawn of a new morning; brighten up your day and smile… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is simply a smile heard out loud, that echoes happiness and love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything ” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love everybody like I love my family: with pain, rage, random devotion, guilt, humor & tenderness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
