The people who talk the most shit about you, also pays you the most attention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As with most audiences when there is a live celebrity on stage, our laughter is performative, disproportionate, and noncontextual: a semaphoric ass… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend has to asks you whats wrong, a good friend has a shoulder for you to cry on, but a best-friend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor has always been important to me. If there is a shield of faith that you can keep up against difficulties, humor… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will love you til a mute man tells his deaf friend about a blind man that saw a guy with no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are hoes like 'Oh, its winter, I need a boyfriend to keep me warm?' No bitch, buy a coat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear math, grow up and solve your own stupid problems I'm sick and tired of doing it for you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet MySpace and Google+ are in a bar somewhere, drinking away their sorrows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best part of life is not just surviving, but thriving with passion, style, compassion, generosity and humor and finally with kindness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Masturbating is a form of stress relief...so go fuck yourself and calm down.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Working hard to maintain the illusion Im Boss of the Boy & Girl. Witty people, retro style, TV, animals, trees & chocolate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it 'selective participation.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Google + Wikipedia ---> Copy ---> Paste ---> Change words a little ---> Print ---> HOMEWORK DONE — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The three phrases that'll get you through life: 1: Cover for me. 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! 3: It was like that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I can tell by the look on Hagin's face that he had eaten some of my food. It is amazing those boys… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter what is happening, the tool you need is always the one you don't have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I may have overmothered you and screwed you up in ways large and small, but I think it’s time you took some… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza, food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We can find gentle humor in the most terrible circumstances and tenderness in the darkness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chris Brown punching hoes, Ochocinco headbutting hoes, bus drivers uppercutting hoes, these hoes wont be acting up much longer! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Although there have been witty big menOscar Wilde comes first to mindwit and humor seem more in the province of the smaller… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
