“Josh said, “Well, a good sense of humor would be nice. And a willingness to, you know, try different things.” “So, what,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Mitt Romney wins this years election, I volunteer as tribute for the Hunger Games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't say happiness without saying Ha, penis. I JUST DIED! Why do I find stupid things like this so funny??Oh Tumblr.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“the people who are best at telling jokes tend to have more health problems than the people laughing at them. A study… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?" "Yes," said Harry stiffly. "Yes, sir." "There's no need to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I'd drink it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A sense of humor judges one's actions and the actions of others from a wider reference and a longer view and finds… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You say I'm a bi**h? Well a bi**h is a dog, and dogs bark, and bark is on trees, and trees are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
DAUGHTER what is marriage: MOM: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the Mayans have taught us anything, it is that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This global recession has had a detrimental effect on my sex life. It's ages since I've been able to afford it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I wish I had my beta-blockers handy. [ Comment when told that he had won a Nobel prize, referring to the drug… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like puppies, adorable, then you take them home and they crap over everything you ever treasured. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The earth rests on three whales: On the deeds of heroes. On the prayers of believers. On the toasts of drunkards.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Idiots,” I’d say, crunching another cracker. “Who tafes vaca to the friggin’ hungle?” And now here I am. Some people say life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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