Alcohol Quote by Anonymous

Hormones are nature's three bottles of beer.

— Mary Roach

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

— Janet Evanovich

Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.

— Tucker Max

“Beer can lead men to think they're mighty and foul-mouthed women to believe themselves amusing and hip.”

— Tom Robbins

Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink…

— Rennie Ellis

there is a world, in a far-flung corner of our galaxy, where women have no nipples and motor cars, though legally capable of 70…

— Trevor Beattie

Some people drink to unleash their libidos, and other people drink to prop up their egos.

— Lou Reed

Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sisters pussy. It might taste the same but it's not fucking right.

— Nikhil Saluja

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

— W. C. Fields

Women want to drive and they are taking actual steps towards that.

— Manal al-Sharif

After drinking:-Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nothing, but women can do all these (without drinking).

— Abhishek Tiwari

If beer and women aren't the right answer, you're asking the wrong question.

— Nikhil Saluja