“Habits are patterns, and even the smallest ones tell a lot about who you are as a person.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The Whisper Factory is now hiring! Report your grandma for suspicious behavior and get PAID!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I broke down when we broke up, but I didn’t break in to her house just to break out of my routine.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Habits define who we are from the outside in, more than who we are defines us from the inside out.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy night. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If your toaster isn’t working, stick your sword in the bread slot, and see if that doesn’t improve its behavior.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I won’t pick up your bad habits. They look heavy and I’ve got a bad back. Plus, I have my own bad… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I have a 12:34 representational time dance. I do it at 3:33 every other Tuesday (twice a day). If you’d like to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’m hoping my routine will break me out of my rut. If I keep spinning my wheels, I’m bound to become a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My routine is comforting, like a comforter. But a blanket could easily be used to replace my routine, because a comforter is… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
