If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, you become something else entirely. — Liam Neeson Copy Share Image
Gaga the person is much like Gaga the celebrity. She is very sweet, loyal, and funny with her fans, and she is… — Justin Tranter Copy Share Image
L.A. gets a bad rap, but that's not the case. Everybody's like a real family out here. I think a lot of… — Jason Nash Copy Share Image
It's funny - some producers ask me, 'Man, how do you work on a Bieber record? That would kill my career.' I… — Diplo Copy Share Image
I think I'm always inspired by really, really funny, amazing women, but I'm also inspired by really funny, amazing men. I think… — Cecily Strong Copy Share Image
Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
“The Uprighters called them names and promised them an eternity of agony in the next world for their eagerness to be comfortable… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
Like a virgin, studying for the very first time...Wait, aren't you my homework from last week? I've screwed you over before! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The more I think about it, the more there is to be said for the sloth. He sleeps fifteen to eighteen hours… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I know I deal with it, I'm sure a lot of other people deal with it: you have that little funny dig… — Kirsten Powers Copy Share Image
“When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Holy Shit! That picture that Abby posted got over 700 likes! That is awesome! I didn't know so many people were activ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
It looked as if a night of dark intent Was coming, and not only a night, an age. Someone had better be… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
“OK, so … hugging. How does that go? You sort of … stretch your arms out …” He does so too robotically,… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in… — Samuel L. Jackson Copy Share Image
After 70, a woman is like Tibet: Beautiful, with a mysterious past andthe wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't know how to be like a Bill Murray or a Will Ferrell, these guys who know how to make a… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
It was absolutely marvelous working for Pauli. You could ask him anything. There was no worry that he would think a particular… — Victor Frederick Weisskopf Copy Share Image
What does being a woman today mean? Is there a right way of doing it? Is there a wrong way of doing… — Elizabeth Meriwether Copy Share Image
“Fenchurch had red mullet and said it was delicious. Arthur had a swordfish steak and said it made him angry. He grabbed… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“I know it’s technically goodwill to all men, but in my mind, I drop the men because that feels segregationist/elitist/sexist/generally bad ist.… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of dieters: those who are always telling you what to eat and those who are always telling you… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
“You've come to give me a piece of your mind, I repeated, looking at her. "You know that phrase is really beautiful.… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“Her feelings for Jeremy were like Schrodinger’s Crush. As long as she didn’t open the box, their relationship existed in a state… — Susannah Nix Copy Share Image
Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?" — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading… — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
If you have doubts about someone, lay on a couple of jokes. If he doesn't find anything funny, your radar should be… — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
My love..! Your good wishes are always with me. This world knows that Im alive,but life is not such a life without… — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of… — Michael Summers Copy Share Image
I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Always work on the things you're not good at, because once you develop skills in those areas, you have no more fears. — Caio Terra Copy Share Image
“Anytime there's a bad female stand-up somewhere, some dickhead Interblogger will deduce that “women aren't funny.” Using that same math, I can… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
This book could scare them. The sex, the violence, the dream sequences and the iconoclasm - I think a lot of people… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Its funny because once you do a comedy then the next opportunities you get are sort of in that line. I would… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
I grew up in a bit of a vacuum. And as a kid, you see 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' and you're like,… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
“It was weird, ’cause there we were in Italy listening to people singing in German. The music was nice, though, and there… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
My damn phone doesn't allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, Low… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
