Funny Quote by Jonathan Safran Foer

“This was not before doctors, but in Turkey they hadn't gotten around to claiming the bone business yet; milkmen still were in charge of…

— William Goldman

“Saer is a great big poop, and you shouldn't listen to anything he says," I said, panting just a little. "Obviously, he was trying…

— Katie MacAlister

“Like some waterhole in the veldt, she though unclearly, where the weak and the strong and predatory drink together in a truce: the gazelle,…

— China Miéville

“I waited for my thighs and butt to uncramp. Of course, they didn't know the loosening rule. They were screaming things like *Are you…

— P.C. Cast

“On the street, men appeared to me like mad ghosts, old skeletons out of joint, whose bones, badly strung together, were falling to the…

— Octave Mirbeau

“The middle classes did not go to public hospitals; those places were reserved for workers, child-mothers, and those unfortunates who had wasted their inheritance,…

— Gabriel Chevallier

“There once was a poor man who walked around without shoes. His feet were covered in calluses. One day a rich man felt sorry…

— Mark Z. Danielewski

“Such were the shepherds of Judea! In appearance, rough and savage as the gaunt dogs with them around the blaze; in fact, simple-minded, tender-hearted;…

— Lew Wallace

“Overflowing with the milk of human kindness, the family had invited everyone they could think of, including people they cordially disliked.”

— Gerald Durrell

As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'?" The skull howled with laughter. "You just got your ass handed to you by a nursery tale?""I…

— Jim Butcher

“The early settlers amazed her--they had pluck, they led lives of sweaty drama. Theirs was a world of corsets and whipping posts and indentured…

— Jennifer Vanderbes

“They have perfected the art of giving us just enough freedom; just enough that when we are ready to snap, a little bone is…

— Ally Condie