“Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Anything I can sing, I call a song. Anything I can't sing, I call a poem. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
When the time I kissed you, I didn't mean it.. Then ALCOHOL made me do it :) So don't expect too much.. :) — Mega Copy Share Image
Just traded 2 Pumpkins for a bottle of Pinnacle Whip... I ¥ bartering! — Daniel Yvars Copy Share Image
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
To feel good about yourself, is there a quota on how many other people each day you have to condemn? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Daemon pressed his forehead against mine. "Oh, I still want to strangle you. But I'm insane. You're crazy. Maybe that's why. We… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh. Sometimes you smile when you think no one is… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I guess something that I've noticed from American acts who had success in touring is more of an explanation as to their… — Ben Lovett Copy Share Image
My point here, young couples, is that baby-having is extremely serious business, and you probably don't have the vaguest idea what you're… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes… — Lawrence Kasdan Copy Share Image
It's been very important throughout my career that I've met all the guys I've copied, because at each stage they've said, 'Don't… — Eric Clapton Copy Share Image
Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners. — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
