Funny Quote by Edward Cullen Download Open image “Hold on tight, spider monkey!” — Edward Cullen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Money
They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Faced with what seems like an impossible task, a group of folks will do well to remember the African proverb: When spider webs unite… — Johnnetta B. Cole Copy Share Image
But jealousy... it's a strange thing. So much more powerful then I would have thought. And irrational! — Edward Cullen Copy Share Image
Albertine, Quit being a fucking slut!! Little Fucken Slutttty shittty head — Edward Cullen Copy Share Image
No measure of time with you will be enough, but we will start with froever — Edward Cullen Copy Share Image
They have a name for someone who smells the way Bella does to me. They call her my singerbecause her blood sings for me. — Edward Cullen Copy Share Image
Ive never been in an accident, Bella Ive never even gotten a ticket. Built-in radar detector. — Edward Cullen Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
