Awkwardly standing there whileyour friends talks to somebody you don't know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like doing what I do, but I like having the opportunity to do different things, and obviously comedy would be a… — Jason Wiles Copy Share Image
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband. — Francesca Annis Copy Share Image
I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny. — Heather McDonald Copy Share Image
“Whoever came up with the term “Funny Bone” must have been a masochist, because hitting it is not funny at all…” — Gary Hopkins Copy Share Image
I dreamed like I killed you and you turned to be a ghost and then you haunting me and I killed you… — Farishta Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
That awkward little dance You do when your trying to put on skinny jeans — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went through in the edits and cut tons of stuff that was "funny" because if it wasn't funny at the time,… — Damian Barr Copy Share Image
Michael Jackson died at 58,Whitney Houston at 48,John F. Kennedy at 38,Amy Winehouse at 28. How old is Justin Bieber again? 18 Right? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You’re not going to campus. You’re going out to get drunk and play with other ladies’ boobies.” - Kye” — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
It's funny; in fashion, you can never relax and feel like it's all sorted. Every season, you have to give yourself a… — Jenny Packham Copy Share Image
'Jurassic Park' movies don't fit into a specific genre. They're sci-fi adventures that also have to be funny, emotional, and scary as… — Colin Trevorrow Copy Share Image
I think the second you think that you're funny is when you stop being funny. — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
“We’ve reached Vlad’s first day at Thomas Jeff. August 30, 2010 Town of Michigan Infiltration of Thomas Jefferson school successful. The child… — A.M. Robinson Copy Share Image
“Brooke stared in surprise. “You brought me lunch?” “I was in the neighborhood.” She checked out the label on the bag. “DMK… — Julie James Copy Share Image
I see God in the instruments and mechanisms that work reliably. — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I worked with Tyler before on 'Daddy's Little Girls'. He couldn't be smarter or more laid back and cool. He's always throwing… — Craig Robinson Copy Share Image
