I used to hate people who wore Check shirts. Now I just hate everybody. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I'm at home creating music, I usually wind up laughing. It's always, like, funny - like, what the hell did I… — Thundercat Copy Share Image
I need a boyfriend No, u WANT a boyfriend. u NEED water, cause u sound thirsty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laws, in their most general signification, are the necessary relations derived from the nature of things. — Baron de Montesquieu Copy Share Image
“Why were you watching me change?" I explain. "Uh, 'cause I'm a guy?" He flips the pillow and slaps it, fluffing it.… — Miranda Kenneally Copy Share Image
My insomnia is so bad that even when I do sleep I dream about lying awake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
The Awkward Moment When You Have More Information In Your Facebook News Feed Than Your Local News Paper — Sergio Cortes Copy Share Image
God made us friends cause he knew our parents wouldn't be able to handle us as sisters! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice. — Joey Lauren Adams Copy Share Image
The pain lets you know you're ok. It's the numbness you should be concerned about. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Rich people (in Australia) have swimming pools in their gardens but, at least, they do swim in them. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabetsoup? — John Mendoza Copy Share Image
I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better. — Kevin Durant Copy Share Image
Dear Men, If we have to have periods every month, you guys should be kicked in the balls once a month. Sincerely,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Bluestar's coming on patrol? Watch out for flying hedgehogs!” — Erin Hunter Cloudpaw A Dangerous Path Warriors 5 Copy Share Image
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
We're living on the Planet of the Apes. Is that funny or serious? — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
The more you invest in your happiness, the more happiness will invest in you. — Alan Cohen Copy Share Image
These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up. — Chuck Person Copy Share Image
It's funny: there's this idea where Kenny is only good because he can do what he wants, and he gets time. Well,… — Kenny Omega Copy Share Image
It's funny; I think I'm at a level of recognizability - is that even a word? - where it's just really nice.… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
“Can you put your hands on my crotch?” “Why, hell no, I cannot.” I didn’t remember anything like this happening in Pride… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“Huh, another queen,” Puck mused, an evil grin crossing his face. “Maybe we should drop in and introduce ourselves, ice-boy. Do the… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to believe in a Supreme Being after thumbing through a Victoria's… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sometimes I get super lazy.. its same like normal lazy..its just that I am wearing a cape and a bright underwear. — Asif Copy Share Image
