Every prosperous person who does not work has a creative scheme that does. — John Otway Copy Share Image
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“The most important thing to remember is that the safe word is for the client; you bring mace.” — Isa K Copy Share Image
Toyota has announced it will start integrating Microsoft technology into their vehicles. It's perfect for the person who wants a car that… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Soccer is a game for 22 people that run around, play the ball, and one referee who makes a slew of mistakes,… — Gary Lineker Copy Share Image
Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
The interview with Busted changed everything - it was just so funny, and we were all on set and they couldn't stop… — Miquita Oliver Copy Share Image
Mom: Hey , why are you all dressed up? Where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom , I need a new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never saw anything funny in a car commercial - but that's OK. Whatever they wanted to do - it's their product… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“They put me in jail. Holy shit. They put me in fucking jail. Call my mother and tell her I love her,… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
Humor has the tendency to be funny once. If I tell you a joke, we're going to have a big laugh. But… — Marcel Wanders Copy Share Image
