Funny Quote by Jeannine Garsee

“You're a child, right? You have school? Is there anyway you could... reschedule school for another day?”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino

“And if it took me more than thirty seconds of thinking, he wouldn't let me flounder. He would jump right in and explain. Not…

— Lili St. Crow

“That was the September I cut school six times in my first two weeks. I just couldn't do school anymore. Something inside wouldn't let…

— Junot Díaz

“The Professor is coming...”

— Anonymous

“I am a teacher. Pay close attention - this will be on the test. You don't wreck buildings. You don't take children hostage. And…

— Yoko

“I allowed myself a little bit of relief. That was a lot less bad than I though it would be. "Of course, we'll also…

— August Westman

“You can't go alone." "He won't see me otherwise. I'll make an appointment. People don't get killed when they make an appointment.”

— Michael Robotham

“Can we please drop the whole ‘school starts tomorrow’ talk? I’d like to live in denial for a little while longer.”

— Aileen Erin

“Dr. Stuart wouldn't give me a date. Apparently, there's some concern that I've become a liability for the university unless I shift my field…

— Monica Burns

“Opportunity doesn't make appointments, you have to be ready when it arrives.”

— Tim Fargo

“She was always saying, 'Fuck this school,' or 'I can't wait until I get out of here.' But so did lots of kids.”

— Jeffrey Eugenides

“Only an idiot guesses or reasons or deduces ,’ the Professor said, patiently.”

— Kim Newman