That was actually funny. But I don't like you. So I'm not going to laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every day you either get better or you get worse. You never stay the same. — Bo Schembechler Copy Share Image
As a woman, you can be funny and 50, but you can't do much else - unless you're Helen Mirren! — Caroline Quentin Copy Share Image
You are not mentally developed by what you read, but by what you think about what you read. — Wallace D. Wattles Copy Share Image
He is so lazy that if there were work in bed,he would rather sleep on the floor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
If you look back at 'The Fast Show,' we always shot it nicely and tried to make it look good as well… — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
I know you will not Believe me because I am too old But I have New Hope for you I have New… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I worked in a paper mill all my adult life and there were a lot of funny guys there. So you pick… — Donald Ray Pollock Copy Share Image
I thought we lived in a high tech world, then I realised that we still have to type the messages before we… — Alisha Rogerson Copy Share Image
I used to love being the class clown. I loved to make jokes and make people laugh. There was a set of… — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“We conquer the Independence Day aliens by having a Macintosh laptop computer upload a software virus to the mothership (which happens to… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“When I turn back to Jase, he’s again beaming at me. “You’re nice.” He sounds pleased, as if he hadn’t expected this… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
When you fall, fake friends smirk and walk away. True friends help you up and ask if you're okay. I am a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
