Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “He is so lazy that if there were work in bed,he would rather sleep on the floor.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status
... he who's down one day can be up the next, unless he really wants to stay in bed, that is... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I figured being a bed salesman was a job of biblically bad paradox. I mean, here he was, forced to stand for eight or… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
We had to go to bed by 8 P.M. My siblings and I would often play cards under the bed-sheets. But we would get… — Geeta Phogat Copy Share Image
It's human nature. First of all he likes to do work Which should be forbidden to work. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a lazy person; he is either sick or uninspired. — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
If you find yourself annoyed at his lazy tendencies early on, be wary - because that's one trait of his that won't magically change… — Matthew Hussey Copy Share Image
“We all know the experience of sitting in bed feeling exhilarated one day and lackluster the very next. The issue is not whether we… — Alexandra Katehakis Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
