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My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes…

— Jim Gaffigan

When I was 15 or 16 - I slept really well then. Now I sleep on a bed of anxiety-tipped nails.

— James McAvoy

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it.

— Daniel J. Boorstin

You can make your bed but, that doesn't mean you have to sleep in it.

— Cv Pillay

You've made your bed...I just hope for your sake, you've cleaned the sheets. -Marianne

— Easy A

Well you made your bed I'm in mine

— Kevin Rudolf

You've made your bed, now go bounce on it.

— Peter Scott

I was never afriad of what was under the bed. I wanted it but never got it. I became it.

— Marilyn Manson

I just can't. I'm married. I made my bed and now I have to lie in it.

— Sara Gruen

I can take care of a house, and some people I meet, I think, 'You don't even know how to make a bed.

— Beth Ditto

It’s hard to make up your bed while you’re still sleeping in it. Hard to make up your mind for the same reason.

— Robert Breault

Did my nails yay

— Shiajohnson123