Funny Quote by Live_Skate_Smoke

Throw dirt on me, and grow a wild flower

— Lil Wayne

I cultivate my flowers and burn my weeds.

— Charles Haddon

With all the bullshit in my life lately, I'm surprised I can't fertilize a nice flower garden in my back yard!

— Green Monk

I think I just want to garden - or kill some plants, in my case.

— Cate Blanchett

SAVE THE PLANTS! ~ EAT A STEAK ~ hahahaha

— Rachel Copeland

Catch me smoking weed where the Wild things are.

— Mac Miller

Learn to cultivate your own garden.

— Voltaire

Grow the lawn and mow the lawn always keep the TV on, brush your teeth and kill the germs, poison apples, poison worms.

— Trenton Lee Stewart

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling…

— Oliver Reed

When I'm looking for an idea, I'll do anything--clean the closet, mow the lawn, work in the garden.

— Kevin Henkes

I've got really into gardening.

— Joe Lycett

My special cause, the one that alerts my interest and quickens the pace of my life, is to preserve the wildflowers and native plants…

— Lady Bird Johnson