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The hot dog was invented in 1903 by Jonathan Hotdog when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
We interrupt your happiness and positivity to bring you Monday morning...your regularly scheduled happiness and positivity will return on Friday. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Aha, I really want to make a facebook account called 'nobody' so then I'll add enemies and it'd notify them saying nobody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny, my kids and I live together, and I have a lot of actor friends. So my kids think everyone is… — Dallas Roberts Copy Share Image
The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going… — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
