Funny Quote by Jim Ross Download Open image “It's a Slobberknocker!” — Jim Ross ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Wrestling
Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
When the woodpecker is searching for food, or laying siege to some hidden grub, the sound of his hammer is dead or muffled and… — John Burroughs Copy Share Image
A schmuck is a general term of disrespect. It's a term of contempt and derision. It applies to a lot of people. — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
If slander be a snake, it is a winged one - it flies as well as creeps. — Douglas William Jerrold Copy Share Image
Well, of all the bacon-brained, sapskulled, squirish, buffle-headed nodcocks! — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
Bobby Heenan did what every announcer should strive to do and that is to make talent bigger stars than they are and to embellish… — Jim Ross Copy Share Image
Two beautiful women crashing and burning for the sake of the Women's Championship!!! — Jim Ross Copy Share Image
Freebird Michael Hayes was my first broadcast partner who was a pure, 100% antagonist. Hayes and I joined forces during Cowboy Bill Watts' attempt… — Jim Ross Copy Share Image
My folks, I don't think my mom or my dad ever missed a little league game or a football game. — Jim Ross Copy Share Image
I do have high expectations for Alex Riley. He seems athletic, articulate and intelligent. Only time will tell how far he goes, but Riley… — Jim Ross Copy Share Image
I always say the wrestlers provide the music and the announcers write the lyrics. You have to feel what you're seeing and experiencing to… — Jim Ross Copy Share Image
There have always been extraordinarily tough men in the business of sports-entertainment. My view is that one can't be in the sports-entertainment business successfully… — Jim Ross Copy Share Image
On a very personal note, my dear friend, the late Steve 'Dr. Death' Williams was a four-time amateur wrestling All-American who also lettered and… — Jim Ross Copy Share Image
I can always get better at what I'm doing because I'm not nearly as good as I think I can be. I'm going to… — Jim Ross Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image