To change is to live, to live is to change, and not to change is to die. — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do. — Hemant Smarty Copy Share Image
You are already one with God; you want to become consciously aware of it. — Wallace D. Wattles Copy Share Image
It's actually a very unpleasant experience to read a Nature paper, or to read a Science paper. — Randy Schekman Copy Share Image
I just want to be successful enough to make others do the work that I'm being paid to do. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible. — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I think I always was a bit of a class clown, but I don't know how successful I was at that. I… — Chris Parnell Copy Share Image
“The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.” — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
I used to be the class clown. I was the funny kid. That's why it was so hard for people to understand… — Chance The Rapper Copy Share Image
“Just don't go running after a beautiful white horse or a pretty-faced young man and you'll be fine.' 'And stay out of… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am… — Matthew Lillard Copy Share Image
I'm sure all parents think their kids are funny, and I'm sure a lot of kids are, whether their parents are comics… — Julia Davis Copy Share Image
I make myself a bowl of instant oatmeal, and then I don't do anything for an hour. Why do I need the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
