Chris Parnell

It wasn't until I got into seventh grade, I think, that I realized that doing plays might be a fun thing, and…

— Chris Parnell

Prior to going to college, I had a pretty strong accent, and that was one of the things I had to work…

— Chris Parnell

The best advice I never got. I don't know if it would have done any good, but to be more confident with…

— Chris Parnell

I think I always was a bit of a class clown, but I don't know how successful I was at that. I…

— Chris Parnell

I collect art on a very modest scale. Most of what I have is photography because I just love it and it…

— Chris Parnell

I grew up Southern Baptist, so my experience was fairly conservative. Not archly so, but I think Memphis - when you get…

— Chris Parnell

'Saturday Night Live' is a very particular beast. What it celebrates are individuals who can stand out. I did good work there,…

— Chris Parnell

I used to want to be a computer programmer when I was younger. We got an Apple II Plus when I was,…

— Chris Parnell

To be a teacher you have to have a very giving, selfless personality. I don't think I'm that selfless and giving.

— Chris Parnell

One of the first exercises we did in acting class my freshman year was to stand in two rows, two lines facing…

— Chris Parnell

I appreciate and enjoy mathematics and science and all that side of things. I definitely have that side of me even though…

— Chris Parnell

After college, I went to Alley Theatre in Houston to work in their apprentice actor program. I thought I was gonna get…

— Chris Parnell

You never won’t know what you can’t achieve until you don’t achieve it.

— Chris Parnell