Funny Quotes · Page 4

Nationality isn't soul ...

— Bernard Malamud

Vive la France libre.

— Pierre Trudeau

Appetite, a universal wolf.

— William Shakespeare

Art will always be art.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We can call it Isratine.

— Muammar al-Gaddafi

HAHA. Very Funny!

— HugeLOL

Make the world better.

— Lucy Stone

I look a bit like him.

— Robert Pattinson

“Put that in your mustache and smoke it.”

— Agatha Christie

Nothing good happens when you jump in the air.

— Dan Fouts

If you are what you eat then feed me dope.

— Big Daddy Kane

There are no rules in filmmaking

— Frank Capra

Life is full of amusement to an amusing man.

— Henry Ward Beecher

An artist's business is only to see.

— Henry Adams

In their daily life, all are braver than they know.

— Henry David Thoreau

I hear the mournful wail of millions!

— Frederick Douglass

Sometimes We ignore the obvious because we get too caught up in being hopeful.

— Nikhil Saluja

Neither you nor the world knows what you can do until you have tried.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

Resolve was never stronger than in the morning, after the night, when it was never weaker

— Mike Leigh

Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time I'm working with her I'm just trying to keep a straight face.

— Rutina Wesley

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.

— Daniel Tosh

Listen, I'm somebody that finds joy in being judgy and funny and ripping on someone.

— Stassi Schroeder

When the eyes say one thing, and the tongue another, a practiced man relies on the language of the first.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't play roulette, but it's funny: whenever somebody I know is going to Vegas, I'm like, 'Put it on black.'

— Gilbert Arenas

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

— J. D. Salinger

The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to…

— Jean Little

The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998…

— Stephen Colbert

When hungry, I'm a completely different person compared to when I'm full...You better pray to baby Jesus I'm full when you piss…

— Lisette Alfaro

“You could honestly get Cassian a new knife and he'd kiss you for it. But Az would probably prefer no presents at…

— Sarah J. Maas

“Because you were wearing a badge, customers assumed you were an oracle. 'What aisle is the desiccated coconut' 'How long do you…

— Alan Carr

“Critter: I was fairly relieved when Sea took off on her own. She was wearing some two-sizes-too-small T-shirt, practically forcing my eyes…

— Lara M. Zeises

I always had an idea of how Five should be and it was very funny to entertain that idea when I got…

— Aidan Gallagher

All this and heaven too.

— Matthew Henry

Happiness is a warm gun.

— John Lennon

I don't like rehearsal.

— Charlize Theron

Know thine opportunity.

— Pittacus of Mytilene

Learn early, learn often.

— Drew Houston

LoLzZzZ DaMn TrUe!

— Mishal

Hahaha omg thats so funny

— Ana Chable

“The pimple is perfect.”

— Buffy Andrews