Funny Quotes · Page 4

I'm convinced I will be cleared of all these charges that were unfairly leveled against me.

— Joseph Estrada

What a great privilege it is to be here

— Bonnie L. Oscarson

I can occupy myself quite easily with what's going on inside me.

— Charlotte Rampling

I know the market, coz I am the market

— Anne Curtis

When I became 21, I decided that nobody learned anything about politics after the age of 21.

— Grover Norquist

Before a clock was in the tower, Or e'er a watch was worn; I knew of night the passing hour, And prophesied…

— Anonymous

If we do not transform our pain, we will most assuredly transmit it.

— Richard Rohr

In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have…

— David Cross

I`m bored of being bored because being bored is very boring

— Sachithra

I'm memorable, its true." -Magnus, pg.229-

— Cassandra Clare

I'm all about being self-deprecating because I think it's hilarious.

— Ian Harding

If I'm going to make a fake movie, it's going to be a fake hit.

— Alan Arkin

In case of emergency , Break Dance!

— Nikhil Saluja

I see no god up here.

— Yuri Gagarin

If I'm honest, I think everything is funny. You've just got to find the right way in. When I'm at my happiest…

— Michael McIntyre

Oxymoron: She's Smart.

— Nikhil Saluja

There is nothing training can't cannot do. Nothing is above its reach.

— Mark Twain

I would rather be disliked for who I am than to be respected for who I'm not.

— Cecil Murphey

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree…

— Steven Wright

Ask, and it shall be given you.

— Origen

The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.

— Anonymous

Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is.

— Kevin

Stevie Wonder always smells so good... I'm like a DEA dog, I can smell people a block away!

— Gloria Estefan

All works of love are works of peace.

— Mother Teresa

Joe Paterno was a dictator.

— Rodney Erickson