It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to talk quieter , To see who's really listening .. ¥ — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Im still waiting for the day that I will actually use all the Mathematics formula in real life ! — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone. — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
Those who analogize the federal budget to a family's budget must know nothing about either. — Robert Reich Copy Share Image
I dont know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she staresat you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pure knowledge is not imparted by another; it comes unmasked. It is the one that is listening: it is your own true… — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj Copy Share Image
Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Liberace was certainly master and commander of the ivories ~ he is the only pianist I can watch or listen to without… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can cute boys stop being: 1-Famous. 2-Gay. 3-Younger than me. 4- Older than me. 5-123987564 miles away. 6-Taken. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you knock people out, it's sometimes a very scary situation - but I always hoped that no one got seriously hurt.… — Marvin Hagler Copy Share Image
I am not talking about the American people and the British people, I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
“The prince set her down and dismissed his valet. The latter left with a bow and closed the door. Leaning against the… — Sherry Thomas Copy Share Image
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