Chilly Quote by Henny Youngman

In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said,…

— Henny Youngman

“In retrospect, this seems to summarize all the insanity of that time. Guy is standing on top of a burning building. Helicopter arrives, hovers,…

— Stephen King

“One of them threw a grenade into the air and a few seconds later it exploded below him, buffering the helicopter off course and…

— Jeremy Duns

“I've ridden in a helicopter.”

— Patrick O'Neil

“A loud whine cut through the day's quiet and Josie looked out the window to find a man wearing some kind of jetpack attached…

— Dave Eggers

A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had…

— Henny Youngman

“Oh no. A leaf blower. The easiest way to witness the easiest way to witness the stupidity and misplaced hopes of all humanity is…

— Dave Eggers

“The only one disappointed by the ease of entry was the team’s explosives and demolitions expert. “Aw, man,” Kowalski groused. “I was all set…

— James Rollins

Finn whispered, "What has a head, thorax, and abdomen, but stands six feet tall?" "A snowman?

— Anonymous

Next morning I awoke, looked out the window and nearly died of fright. My screams brought Atticus from his bathroom half-shaven. "The world's endin',…

— Harper Lee

“And then I see it. Azure Helicopter Tours. I drag Toraf to the landing pad. “What is that?” he asks suspiciously. “Um. It’s a…

— Anna Banks

“My uncle just dropped in to see me, but his parachute didn't open up. So now we're waiting on the ambulance to come pick…

— Jarod Kintz