All pregnant woman give birth to a baby while my mother gave birth to a legend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look at the keyboard, U and I are together. Look underneath, itsays JK.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apple was considering making an iPod for kids, but apparently iTouch kids didn't sit too well. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Live uncluttered lives so you could have time for what is most important. — Bo Sanchez Copy Share Image
Scientists say the universe is made p of protons,neutrons and electrons.They forgot to mention morons!! :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I moved to assist, but never got the chance. there was some pretty violent banging for a minute, and then a tearing… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“Something he must read, when he was not riding the pony, or running and hunting, or listening to the talk of men...… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Daft Wee Stories' is, as the title says, daft wee stories. I just sort of rattled them out, tried to make them… — Limmy Copy Share Image
“You’ve kidnapped my friend. Sucked her brain out! Not that she had much to begin with, but—” “Bite me.” The laughter didn’t… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul,… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
Politicians are like bananas when they first come in they're green, then they turn yellow, and finally they're rotten! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I might smile through the tears that fall for a scraped knee, I might laugh at something so stupid it's pointless, I… — Aly Schneider Copy Share Image
