I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity. — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
Beautiful is what we see, More Beautiful is what we know, most Beautiful by far is what we don't — Nicolas Steno Copy Share Image
When someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say you didn't expect that did you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't you wish we all lived in black light… for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
It's funny, people don't think of 'Cloverfield' as being restrained because it's a handycam movie, but the only reason it's a handycam… — Matt Reeves Copy Share Image
Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Orange People, There's a difference between looking Tann Or looking like you rolled around in a bag of Cheetos ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I feel like anyone who's ever wanted to be a performer went through this phase, where you thought that being funny equaled… — Edi Patterson Copy Share Image
Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not… — Julianne Moore Copy Share Image
“There are so many other fun ways to dishonor the family name that buying girls’ underwear shouldn’t be one of them.” — Rin Chupeco Copy Share Image
