If my mom knew HALF of the stuff I've done and got away with...she'd kill me and tell no one where she… — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
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In twenty years from now... when we look back at all the stupid shit we did, it can be from behind a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I live in Jesus, on Jesus, with Jesus, and soon hope to be perfectly conformed to His likeness. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
If I am still standing at the end of the race, hit me with a board and knock me down, because that… — Steve Jones Copy Share Image
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“The thingy? You want me, the most intelligent cognitive processor in the known worlds, to say thingy?” “Yes,” I reaffirmed. “That is… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
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