When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who werent smart enough to get… — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
“The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I think it's funny. There was a time when men were afraid that somebody would reveal some secret of theirs that was… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when... You hear a joke in someone else's conversation & accidentally laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes love swaps with hate that's the great thing god has made..... — Nishant Grover Copy Share Image
I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
If a movie makes it really big, they do the obvious thing, right? They make an amusement park ride out of it.… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
If I am only sure of one thing in life, it's that it's meant to be lived! — Alex Gaskarth Copy Share Image
“First, I’m going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone.” “Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches,”… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
Marry somebody you love. That's the whole thing. And continue to love them. — Charlie Daniels Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
