Funny Quote by Mister Moit

Believe it or not, I've never been on the subway.

— Kristaps Porzingis

Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have gone to Subway.

— Gabriel Iglesias

Listen, my son is one. I don't do the subway.

— Hilarie Burton

Working your whole life wondering where the day went, the subway stays packed like a multicultural slaveship.

— Immortal Technique

Any notable moments spent on a subway usually do nothing more than expose human awfulness at its most pronounced.

— Chris Gethard

People want subways, folks... subways, subways. They don't want these damn streetcars blocking up our city!

— Rob Ford

We're not going to attract new businesses if we don't have safe subway systems where everyday employees are able to get to their work…

— Eric Adams

“Like just about everything else conjured up in the past century, the underground subway system of the modern city is an unfathomable engineering miracle…

— Gene Doucette

I take the subway four times a day, or close to it. I just love the subway! My grandfather worked as an electrician when…

— Mike Birbiglia

I think that Subway has shown their own personal commitment as a company and how they believe in healthy choices.

— Apolo Ohno

Buses and subways are this remarkable social club. You talk to people you wouldn't normally talk to.

— Carol Kane

It was not easy to go into a subway in 1955 at eight o'clock in the morning smelling nice and hanging on the rails…

— Tiny Tim