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What is the difference between apathy and ignorance? I don't know and I don't care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like every writer, I am asked where my work originates, and if I knew I would go there more often to find… — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material.… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Height is a funny thing in tennis because it definitely helps the serve, but it can hinder agility and movement. I think… — Kevin Anderson Copy Share Image
“Zoe, I-- Oh, God!" he shouted, clutching his chest and stumbling back. "What?" she asked, looking around anxiously as she clutched a… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips… — Terry Farrell Copy Share Image
There's never any graffiti in the hotel. Although in the Gents a couple of weeks ago I did see someone had drawn… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“Life is a funny, funny thing. Not the ‘ha-ha’ kind of funny, but an odd kind of funny. The kind of funny… — Leigh Hershkovich Copy Share Image
“I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing… — David Cross Copy Share Image
An error can never become true however many times you repeat it. The truth can never be wrong, even if no one… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
