“It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'll get it," said Jough in his man-of-the-house voice, a full octave lower than his regular voice.” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig… Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
We discover in ourselves what others hide from us and we recognize in others what we hide from ourselves... — Luc de Clapiers Copy Share Image
Dad, thanks for struggling with your homosexuality long enough to sire me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why did the butcher divorce his wife? He caught her eating his competitor's meat! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Then, at the end of every hand, Miss Bolo would inquire with a dismal countenance and reproachful sigh, why Mr. Pickwick had… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
They used to have a smoking section at most airports. No more. They now have these glass-encased rooms. You're not just a… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
When I first met Jack, I was terrified of him. I wasn't expecting a fun, laughing, enjoyable, exciting guy. I walked into… — Suzy Welch Copy Share Image
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're… — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
When I was a kid my family was really poor and I remember one Halloween I wanted to dress up really scary… — R. L. Stine Copy Share Image
Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children. — Michael Morpurgo Copy Share Image
You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
No, leave that bra on. 'Coz I'm gonna fuck your boobies right out of it. is a romantic thing to say right… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
