Thing I won't forget: All the little stupid but cute things we did together.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Dear rapists, I've slept with morelittle kids than you ever could. -teddy bear — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two scorpions living in the same hole will get along better than two sisters in the same house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That quiet mutual gaze of a trusting husband and wife is like the first moment of rest or refuge from a great… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Listen, baby, people do funny things. Specially us. The cards are stacked against us and just trying to stay in the game,… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
Paul Taylor's 'Offenbach Overtures' has lots of zip and charm, and its pair of dueling soldiers in red, who end up starry-eyed… — Robert Gottlieb Copy Share Image
“You'll see. I have a collection of fine waistcoats and a handsome face." He stepped back to let her take in the… — Meljean Brook Copy Share Image
Humor is unavoidable. It might not feel funny in the moment, but more often than not there's a light at the end… — Ron Howard Copy Share Image
If you had sex 365 times in 12 months and melted down the rubbers to make a tire, what would you have??… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I admire that about the Republicans: The evidence does not faze them. They are not bothered at all by the facts. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
America is not a wily, sneaky nation. We don't think that way. We don't think much at all, thank God. Start thinking… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
![“He [Courtois] goes back to Chelsea.” quote by Marc Wilmots](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f92/marc-wilmots-76123_chelsea_he-courtois-goes-back-to-chelsea-821380_821380.jpg)
