You have to love somebody that much to also hate them that much, too. (191) — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
It's called a joke. Just read it and laugh. Don't try to analyze it and take it literally. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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And the words we find are always insufficient, like love, though they are often lovely and all we have. — Stephen Dunn Copy Share Image
My teacher said I had a self sabotaging personality when I showed up drunk for traffic school. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
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Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“Is there somebody out there? Amy, is that you?” her mother called. “No. Tell me this isn’t happening.” Quinn rested his forehead… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
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I had a moment - and I don't know if it was funny, necessarily, but I realized the effect I could have… — Lennon Parham Copy Share Image
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