I never knew that I would see the day that I would meet the devil himself. — Busta Rhymes Copy Share Image
Everything is forgivable if you leave after a one night stand, as long as you were good in bed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, . . . chand to tum ho hi, sitaray bhi saath hote!! — Sadie Copy Share Image
Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down. — Fred Hufnagel Sr Copy Share Image
“If you never wished you were an ass, you are most probably an ass.” — Raheel Farooq Copy Share Image
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
Like with 'Parks and Recreation,' it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I don't really think about things too much, but people are going to form impressions about you if you play football, aren't… — Jimmy Bullard Copy Share Image
I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
This nigga Magic Johnson own a basketball team, baseball team nd a movie theatre.. Fuck kind of Aids he got???? FINANCIAL AIDS??? — Deon Crockett Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing, 'The Office,' because millions and millions and millions and millions of people didn't watch it. But culturally, it… — Martin Freeman Copy Share Image
I didn't understand key signatures or anything, you know. I'd say silly things at the top of a trumpet part like, 'Note,… — Quincy Jones Copy Share Image
