No more games, no more drama. When you wanna be real gimme a holla. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
I'll stop loving you, the day apple grows on a mango tree, on the 30th of February. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Grahame Coats did not go for walks; he had people to do that for him.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
He that riseth late, must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think. — Betty White Copy Share Image
I make a point to tweet out really funny comments I get on YouTube videos. I have the most ridiculous ones. — Clairo Copy Share Image
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. — John Wilmot Copy Share Image
We were doing a gig in Spain and yet again had four hotel rooms that never get used. We always share a… — Leigh-Anne Pinnock Copy Share Image
Comedy is best when it's a reaction to something. When you're talking about a topic, and when your friend says something funny… — Mark Critch Copy Share Image
Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being a black woman, there's so many different sides of us. We are funny, silly, romantic, professional, smart, and we have good… — Lauren London Copy Share Image
It's funny, because when you tell people you've stopped drinking, there's an automatic reaction. People ask, 'Was it a lifestyle choice or… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
Are we celebrating the fact that Guy Fawkes got caught trying to blow up parliament or he tried to have a go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I first became interested in women and religion when I was one of the few women doing graduate work in Religious Studies… — Carol P. Christ Copy Share Image
