Americans are funny people: first you shock them, then they put you in a museum. — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
East Germany was so total in its totalitarianism that everything was banned which wasn't compulsory. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
You are never more essentially, more deeply, yourself than when you are still. — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
Even if we love someone very much, at times it happens that we forget about it. — Zbigniew Herbert Copy Share Image
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
This book is dedicated to all of my friends who helped me get to where I am today - you know who… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Climbers seem to forget that we said in our introduction that there were simply '50 classic routes', not 'the 50 classics'. We… — Steve Roper Copy Share Image
It is funny, I have the ability to win a stage in the Tour de France and I do win races that… — Sam Bennett Copy Share Image
I think it's funny. There was a time when men were afraid that somebody would reveal some secret of theirs that was… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
It's funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they're easier emotions for me… — Lindsay Lohan Copy Share Image
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm… — Ryah Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said she liked to be teased in the bedroom so, last night in bed I told her, Your new glasses… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
