It's so laughable that it's somewhere beyond comedy and right into tragedy again. — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
From the first moment I laid my eyes on you, I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life… — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
When I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face. — Randall Cobb Copy Share Image
I never understood this about women: Bikini: No problem. Underwear & Bra: OMG! DON'T LOOK! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you did something in 'The Fast Show' that didn't work, you could always deliberately undermine it, or chop it into three… — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
I was stuck in traffic and I looked in the mirror and in the car behind me there was a couple having… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The U.S. team has swept all the medals in the skeet shooting event. So despite our bad economy, it's nice to know… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I love a smart, well-written show, and '30 Rock,' well, you can't get any better than that. Tina Fey poos funny. There's… — Andy Cohen Copy Share Image
It's funny, because when I was in college, all my professors said, 'You should do comedy.' And I was like, 'No! No!'… — Rachael Harris Copy Share Image
If a comic laughs at their own jokes, I don't like it. They shouldn't find it funny; they should seriously believe in… — James Acaster Copy Share Image
I really enjoy being in the rock world. They're funny, 90 percent of them are funny. And they're guys that you would… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
People were stopping me on the street to say, 'Oh my God, it's Crazy Eyes!' Which is kind of a funny thing… — Uzo Aduba Copy Share Image
