Funny Quote by Emma Runyan Download Open image “If only spiders and flys paid rent” — Emma Runyan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Rent
I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are spiders living comfortably in my house while the wind howls outside. They aren't bothering anybody. If I were a fly, I'd have… — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
Dear spiders, if I see you outside, I will let you live. But if I see you in my house, I will fucking kill… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sooner or later, they’ll realize that having one spider in the house kills a lot of the lesser insects.” — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
Hasn't seen a spider around the house in days. WHAT THE F*& ARE THEY PLANNING? — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
Bugs are not going to inherit the earth. They own it now. So we might as well make peace with the landlord. — Thomas Eisner Copy Share Image
“For an All-Expenses-Paid, one-week vacation anywhere in the world, would you be willing to kill a beautiful butterfly by pulling off it's wings? What… — Gregory Stock Copy Share Image
I would hate to be a pencil. getting sharpened, having to write all the time, different people holding you, erasing with your pink stuff.… — Emma Runyan Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
